Don't Trust Sarah Palin

Red suit.

With the thong underneath.

I've got the taste of McCain's old d*ck in my teeth.

I was the governor, 

But I decided to quit.

Alaska's cold as fuck, and it's boring as shit.

G-g-gays.

Always call me a bitch,

Cuz I say they'll burn in hell and they should never get hitched.

People hate me.

(Hate me)

Especially Perez.

(Oh ya)

But I will be the president, so I don't fucking give a shit!

You wanna kill me! (woah)

You'll never touch me! (woah)

I'm never leaving! (woah, woah, oh, oh)

Don't trust me!

Never trust me!

Don't trust me!

Cuz I'm never leaving.

You wanna kill me! (woah)

You'll never touch me! (woah)

I'm never leaving! (woah, woah, oh, oh)

Don't trust me!

Never trust me!

Don't trust me!

Cuz I'm never leaving.

Shh, girl!

Shake your thighs!

Do the Barrack Obama, and tell us some lies.

I said, shh, girl!

Shake your thighs!

Do the Barrack Obama, and tell us some lies.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh they think I'm going somewhere? The only place I'm going is the white house, motherfucker! I'm back bitch!

You wanna kill me! (woah)

You'll never touch me! (woah)

I'm never leaving! (woah, woah, oh, oh)

Don't trust me!

Never trust me!

Don't trust me!

Cuz I'm never leaving.

You wanna kill me! (woah)

You'll never touch me! (woah)

I'm never leaving! (woah, woah, oh, oh)

Don't trust me!

Never trust me!

Don't trust me!

Cuz I'm never leaving.

Oh, I'm tired.

I'm gonna go take a break.

See ya in 2012, bitch.

"DOUCHEBAG" MUSIC VIDEO (LADY GAGA "JUDAS" SPOOF)

You're falling for a douchebag,
Douchebag-ag.
You're falling for a douchebag.
Douchebag-ag.
D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, 

Douchebag!

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, 

Douchebag!

He takes longer than you to get ready.

He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay.

He lotions up other girls at the beach.

Romantic night to him is Chuck-E-Cheese.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

He'll let you down, let you down, down.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. 

Tell you to lose some pounds, lose some pounds, pounds.

He always makes you cry,

So girl don't be surprised,

Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.

You hope that he will change, but he'll just stay the same,

Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.

You're falling for a douchebag.

Douchebag-ag.

You're falling for a douchebag.

Douchebag-ag.

(Yeah.)

He's an excuse for a man,

Who gets his tan from a can,

F-words tattooed on his hand,

Cuz he's so cool.

(Dude I'm so cool)

He makes you massage his feet,

His dog sits in the front seat,

His farts are never discreet,

And he'll always be a tool.

I wanna love you, 

You know I would do anything for you.

I wanna help you.

But you just keep on letting him hurt you.

He'll hurt you!

He always makes you cry,

So girl don't be surprised,

Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.

You hope that he will change, but he'll just stay the same,

Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.

You're falling for a douchebag.

Douchebag-ag.

You're falling for a douchebag.

Douchebag-ag.

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, 

Douchebag!

Don't Trust a SV Boy

Hello, and welcome back to Tonie's little life. No, I had not forgotten about her like so many of you may have thought (very rude of you for thinking so, by the way.) Now, I haven't done muuuuch, but I've done enough for now. Thought it was about time to prove you all wrong, har har.

Firstly! An image that has nothing at all to do with Tonie--but rather something that freaked me out and partly amused me. That's my simself--or was. O_o
You see, I had to age her down to a toddler for a modeling competition. I failed to notice, however, that she was sitting on the couch when I did this, and you see what became of her.
Cheats are your friend.

In other words, more about Tonie, I did give her premade house a much needed facelift. My decorating skills aren't quite up to par, but it beats EA shit for sure.

And that's enough of that, says I. It's okay, it's livable, what more could you want? Sheesh.

Anyone recognize this fellow? No, probably not. He was bashed in the head with CC, and put under the knife. Just a bit, just a bit, but he was. This is none other than Hank Goddard! I say I did pretty well myself--and it's my opinion that matters anyway. Now see, he's got his flirty face on... and--

--So did she! My, my, I did what any other Sim God would do, and I did my magic clicks and commanded her to ask Hank if he would care to spend the night, wink wink. 

 Who knew he could be so mean? Grawr, he's got a god-awful Snape/contempt look on his face. How could you deny little miss Tonie? Now--to this point, I had been following her wishes--whatever it was they were, and a lot of them were romantic wishes toward Mr. Goddard. Soon after this though, she was getting some pretty brutal ones. I decided to keep both ends, and I even made up some more wishes of my own, for me personally of course.
Drama in Sunset Valley, there will be.

Dedication to Grandmama

As some of you may or may not know, my grandmother did in fact die. It's been a really tough month, it's one of the first deaths that I've truly had to deal with. I decided to give a little dedication to her with my entry for All About Me; I'll just copy/paste my description.

So this one has a bit of a back story.
You see, my grandmother died this month, so we were down at her house, cleaning out and stuff. Three dead mice and a spider later, we found a box of pictures. Pictures of her, her husband, her kids, grandkids, and great grandkids. I was among the "Great Grandkids", and my picture was right on the top. I was around three, and I was just smiling and rolling around on the couch. Grandmama was there, and she was lookin' real worried. I asked my dad why she was that way, and he told me it always made her nervous when I got on the couch, because she thought I would fall. It was a really sweet picture, and I took it with me. 
It's been really tough, and this is the perfect dedication to her. I love you, Grandmama! 

Meet Tonie!

Hello!
I realize that there are two things I haven't done in quite some time, and those two things will be properly rectified in a two-birds-with-one-stone fashion. Those two things are simming for enjoyment, not for story or modeling purposes, and blogging.
Hence, the blog post you are reading at this very second.
Meet Tonie, Tonie Dawson. ( ;D )

Yes, yes, I know. Dawson, really? You're a bit obsessed, doncha think?

Well, you know...

Duh. 

I was much, much, too lazy to make her a suitable home (and besides it's 2:30 in the morning) so she's living in a rink-a-dink premade home in Sunset Valley. I'm sure you recognize it, but not for long, because it will be getting a facelift in the hopefully soon-ish future. 

Haven't really made any plans with her yet, right now it's best to keep it that way. I need to learn how to play Sims again.

See ya soon-ish!

Adele - Someone Like You (Live in Her Home)

"YouTube Assassin Ep. V - SHANE DAWSON - Part 2"

It's 25 minutes long, but it's sooo worth it. You'll love it. <3

SHANE DAWSON MUSIC VIDEO! (Sneak Peekers!)

Lady Gaga's DOUCHEBAG!

He looks like a ho-bo. And I still think he's so freaking amazing. n_n

It's official, I'm in love.

EMO OBAMA?!

LADY GAGA JUDAS PARODY "FUPAS" (feat. SHANE DAWSON)

Thank Goodness

This is exactly what I wanted to tell Nally/Addictedtosims myself. It describes perfectly what each and every one of her threads are meant to be--and it just annoys me to no end. 'Course, if *I* had actually said it myself, everyone would have attacked me. Such is the world that is The Sims 3 Forum. 

-_-

EATING Miley Cyrus!?

I was so upset when there wasn't a legit Shane Dawson video this morning. I kept hoping maybe he would a do a live show to make up for it, but he never did. Ah well. xD

As for that milkshake place, that sounds completely awesome. I'll have to put that on my bucket list. Right up there with camping outside Shane's apartment and skydiving. I'm afraid of heights. I wonder if any of this will ever work out. X_X

I Who Have Nothing - Haley Reinhart American Idol Top 4

So amazing!

"Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday

*HOT B!TCHES!*

I.. What?!

Looked up some search keywords people use for my blog--

I'm concerned. 

*ahem*

Now that I have your attention, I wanted to know what you all thought about the layout and shiz of the blog. Just some personal opinions, and I'm not some sissy that can't take some criticism. 

So go ahead, and tell me what you think!

Or just stare at Mrrf up there.

Either/or.

SEXY TATTOO TIME!!

OMG, Booty Gag. I love it, hashtag it people <3

"E.T." KATY PERRY *SPOOF*

Kingdom Hearts!

Well, I started making a Sim, and realized it was heavily influenced by Kingdom Hearts, so I thought I would share her. =D I sort of came up with her name at the last minute, so it might change later on. XD

*DARE* EAT POOP CAKE!