Tuesday, May 31, 2011

"DOUCHEBAG" MUSIC VIDEO (LADY GAGA "JUDAS" SPOOF)




You're falling for a douchebag,
Douchebag-ag.
You're falling for a douchebag.
Douchebag-ag.
D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, 
Douchebag!

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, 
Douchebag!

He takes longer than you to get ready.
He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay.
He lotions up other girls at the beach.
Romantic night to him is Chuck-E-Cheese.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

He'll let you down, let you down, down.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. 

Tell you to lose some pounds, lose some pounds, pounds.

He always makes you cry,
So girl don't be surprised,
Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.
You hope that he will change, but he'll just stay the same,
Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.

You're falling for a douchebag.
Douchebag-ag.
You're falling for a douchebag.
Douchebag-ag.

(Yeah.)

He's an excuse for a man,
Who gets his tan from a can,
F-words tattooed on his hand,
Cuz he's so cool.
(Dude I'm so cool)
He makes you massage his feet,
His dog sits in the front seat,
His farts are never discreet,
And he'll always be a tool.

I wanna love you, 
You know I would do anything for you.
I wanna help you.
But you just keep on letting him hurt you.

He'll hurt you!

He always makes you cry,
So girl don't be surprised,
Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.
You hope that he will change, but he'll just stay the same,
Cuz you're falling for a douchebag, baby.

You're falling for a douchebag.
Douchebag-ag.
You're falling for a douchebag.
Douchebag-ag.

D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, dee-duh-buh-buh,
D-bag, 
Douchebag!

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